Turkey? 

Actually I always believed that astronauts sucked pastes of different colors out 
of plastic sachets, brown-orange was "beef with carrots", and brown-yellow was 
"turkey breast with potatoes".

If the often-nauseous smells coming from the gally aboard a plane are any 
indicator, the odour of heating food could be really nasty in space.

And what's this about "no freezer"? What exactly is outer space, if not cold? No 
airlocks aboard the ISS?
